Day 92. A nanny goat in nylons.
- Anne Marie McGrane
- Jul 3, 2018
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 4, 2018
Day 92 and we have a nanny goat in very wrinkly nylons, concentrating hard on her knitting. Think Nora Batty with wool. It's quite an undignified pose but I've seen many old ladies forget to keep those knees together once they are knitting up a storm!
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Nana Ger used to sit in her favourite chair
Knitting shawls from her grandkids hair
She’d sit all queer, legs akimbo like
She got that from years of riding her bike
Nelly's nylons are really unflattering
Falling in folds around her ankles.
So she's knitting some woolly trousers instead
To reach the floor and hide her cankles.
Nancy the nanny goat was very confident on the hills being as surefooted as a mountain goat but nonetheless she liked to knit herself an extra layer in the extremely unlikely event of her slipping
Jennifer’s friends remember telling James that if he decided to go for trans he would have to go the whole hog.