So I've been asked questions this morning about how a toucan can wear trousers with his tail sticking out (mind you, no questions yesterday about how a skunk cop can arrest another skunk who's a serial killer). Anyway, as any self-respecting toucan will tell you...they have tailors on speed dial to accommodate their tails.
So there.
How to win
If you would like to win this toucan with pockets full of snacks, just go to the comment section below and...
give the toucan a name
give the pic a caption (the funnier the better)
Get your entry in by midnight tonight (13/06/2018) and come back here tomorrow to see if you've won.
Good Luck!
...and the winner is Violet!
I love it...especially the Two Can Dine part. Teo will be off in the post to you tomorrow, so stock up on snacks for him!
Charlotte should of kept her mouth shut when she said she saw Tony's Trouser Trout.
It's been a while but Kev's decided hes off to Coppers on the pull. Hes suited and booted. All he needs is a few pints of Guinness and a slow set
With pockets full of snacks and an ever expanding waistline, Terry didn't know which would break first...his belt or his braces!
Travis was a happy camper as he donned his Levis , grabbed a few nibbles, and headed down to his local ..
Teresa was always mortified at Teo's behaviour at Two Can Dine all you can eat buffet.