I never heard of a Natterjack toad before and with that name I assumed that they would be Australian, but no, they live in Europe and we even have them in Ireland! I'm so ignorant about all our wildlife....I need to step out of the coffee shop and head into a field once in a while.
How to win.
If you would like to win this little punk, just go to the comment section below and...
give the toad a name
give the pic a caption (the funnier the better)
Get your entry in by midnight tonight (07/06/2018) and come back here tomorrow to see if you've won.
Good Luck!
...and the winner is MrMc!
This old/young toad will head off in the post to you today.
Johnny, the toad, thought he was the real deal , with his mohawk , and piercings,and leather. But, he still couldn't get a date with gorgeous Heather..!!
Toads look old before their time
Maybe it's the warts, grease and slime.
Spike looks seasoned, a real hard-ass...
...in fact, he's in junior infants class.
Eric's mohawk was a little off centre. 'I can't talk to anyone with this farce going on on top of my head' he thought, worriedly.