Day 5. An emu in earrings.
Updated: Apr 8, 2018
Day 5 and I had a vision in my head of a pretty little rockabilly emu in earrings. However she wanted to be a much more severe emu indeed...and who am I to argue? She's a bit more like a head librarian I think. Emus don't have earlobes so those earrings must be very painful...no wonder she has a face like thunder.
If you win her, you could pin her over your biscuit tin so she can glower at you every time you want to break your diet (maybe I should paint a life-size one on the front of my fridge).
How to win
Just go to the comment section below and give me
the emu's name
a caption for the pic (the funnier the better)
Get your entries in before midnight tonight (07/04/2018) and I'll announce the winner tomorrow morning.
Poor Eunice. If you see her on Tinder please swipe right, she could do with a fella.
Congrats Paddy, you're the winner!
Eunice will be on her way to you soon.