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  • Writer's pictureAnne Marie McGrane

Day 5. An emu in earrings.

Updated: Apr 8, 2018

Day 5 and I had a vision in my head of a pretty little rockabilly emu in earrings. However she wanted to be a much more severe emu indeed...and who am I to argue? She's a bit more like a head librarian I think. Emus don't have earlobes so those earrings must be very wonder she has a face like thunder.

If you win her, you could pin her over your biscuit tin so she can glower at you every time you want to break your diet (maybe I should paint a life-size one on the front of my fridge).

How to win

Just go to the comment section below and give me

  • the emu's name

  • a caption for the pic (the funnier the better)

Get your entries in before midnight tonight (07/04/2018) and I'll announce the winner tomorrow morning.

I can't reply directly to comments so come back here tomorrow to see if you've won, or check Facebook or Instagram.

...Good Luck!

Poor Eunice. If you see her on Tinder please swipe right, she could do with a fella.

Congrats Paddy, you're the winner!

Eunice will be on her way to you soon.

Well done!

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