So, y'know the plan I had? The alphabetical lists all ready and waiting? Well in yesterday's panic I forgot all about the plan and started with the letter B! Fecking B! I dunno what happened but it's okay, I ended up with a nice little badger called Boris and I'm back to the letter A today.
Also, remember those intentions of getting up early to get everything done? Well I ended up having a late night and had BIG trouble getting started today. So here I am posting my morning blog at 2:30 in the afternoon. Anyway, enough of this moaning, let's hurry up and give this alligator a new home.
How to Win
How to Win
If you would like to adopt this little alligator, all you have to do is go to the Comments section below...
Give him a name
Give the picture a caption (the funnier the better)
You have until midnight tonight (04/04/2018)
I'll pick a winner and announce it online tomorrow.
...Good Luck!
...and the winner is Aoife Ginnety!
I loved your caption Aoife, it sounded like a scary nursery rhyme.
Now, confession time...I'm new to this whole blogging thing and can't figure out how to reply to individual comments. So Aoife if you DM me or email me your details I'll get this straight out to you. Plus I'll announce it on Facebook and Instagram too and you can contact me there either. Well done!
Aloysius the Alligator (try saying that after a few sherry's). "And here's some I prepared earlier".
Gary Gator the Alliwaiter, serves ya fish then eats ya later.
Albert the Alligator never enjoyed his job in service and decided to end his career abruptly by firing a tray of fish at an unsuspecting customer
Alfonso didn't quite fit in at his new job in McDonalds.
Al,the owner of the fishiest dinner in town felt the need to spice thing up in with her little red apron for all the crocs at the bar